Did you prepare and send your question to Kim Hyun Joong?

We were told that  A L L  questions could be asked. But will any question necessarily have an answer?

We realized that one answer would not suffice for all the questions that are asked, and for which, in fact, we do not really expect answers.

So rather than trying to find THE question that Kim Hyun Joong will answer, we decided to ask the questions he won’t answer.

 

First come the question that annoy

Why would the questions we ask now be more worthy of interest than those in your inbox (pro), and for which we invariably receive the same nice (and automatic?) answer: “Thank you for your interest in the artist – we will pass the message on to the artist”

We try a first message:

 

“Our heart dies of love for Kim Hyun Joong, we can’t live without him, we’ll make ourselves hara-kiri if our love is not reciprocal”

Answer: “Thank you for your interest in the artist – we will pass on your love“

(in summary: “yeah suicide yourself and give us a break”)

 

 


You say to yourself great they got our message but they didn’t understand it well, and we venture to send a second:

:

“Can you make an effort to translate when you communicate not everyone speaks Korean? “

Answer: “Thank you for your interest in the artist – we will pass on your love”

(in summary: “we already have enough work like this”

 

There you start to tell yourself, this is not normal, it must be an automatic recorded message.
To be clear in one’s own mind about it, we send a third message:

 

“I go shopping do you need something?”
Answer: “Thank you for your interest in the artist – we will pass on your love”

(in summary : “no thanks we have enough toilet paper”)

After that you decide no longer ask  and try to fend for yourself.

Without wanting to ask Kim Hyun Joong to personally respond to the dozens messages arriving in this mailbox, could not certain questions, be the subject  from time to time, of a short Q&A?  Only one or two minutes taken on EveryDay Joong episodes, or in some other way?

 

Then come the more “professional” questions

Doesn’t the start of this new turn, this stimulating and inexorable march forward, scare you a little?

Are you all right? Are you happy ?

 

Will you be very disappointed if your new project does not receive the media’s hoped  reception?
Is the opinion of other “show biz” people still important to you, where did you decide to continue on your way without worrying about all this?

Are you all right? Are you happy ?

Then come the “other” questions

Aren’t you jaded for years receiving all those messages of love, support and friendship that you read (or not)? Do you enjoy today’s messages as much as the first message you received?

Are you all right? Are you happy ?

 

Will you be able, when the time comes, to distinguish a message of sincere love from a “flattering” message?

Are you all right? Are you happy ?

 

You seem a little bit lonely when you are with your two little companions, when you send us a selfie (as if to remind us “I’m here and I’m a little bored…”).

Are you all right? Are you happy ?

 

You seem so  natural, detached, smiling, carefree, playing a role?, during your funny weekly videos.

Are you all right? Are you happy ?

 

 

Not to mention the question we will never dare to ask

The one so private that it must remain so.  It’s not a question of unhealthy curiosity, no, just the question of people who are interested in you and who can’t help but want to ask it sometimes. Question that we will not ask, for fear of looking too much like a hungry pack of journalists at a certain press conference.

So: Are you all right? 

 

And to finish the question uninteresting, light and inconsequential

“When are we getting married?”

but we should never have asked it because this time we received, illico-presto, a very clear answer:

“Never, I’m looking for a nice girl good-natured!”

 

Since, our heart is broken, our existence no longer makes sense and we feel as overwhelmed as poor Hamlet in front of his skull …

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and, by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream ? 

(…)