We would like to talk about Kim Hyun Joong’s  “Seasons Greetings 2021”.

Everything is remarkable. Good quality, thick paper and cardboard, original and high-end packaging.
The choice of manufacturer / supplier was not left to chance.
Beautiful boxes, arrived directly from South Korea, whose content may have been validated by Kim Hyun Joong personally (in any case it makes us happy to think so):

• a poster with an annual calendar in XXL size
• a blister pack with postcards to send
• a diary / notepad
• a desk calendar
• and something unexpected and original that made us happy to see but that most of us no longer know what it is, slides.
  Yes, from the same family as negatives films. By dint of taking photos and leaving them into our cell phone (and erasing it when the memory is full!), We no longer even know what a photo print on paper is, so a nega or a slide must for some, look like prehistoric objects.

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In the middle of our super bundle, guess what we found?!!
Pictures of the 7 trendy little guys!
They are everywhere !
We can’t believe they just barged in here like this. In OUR package !!!!

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We knew that we weren’t going to use the contents of this box before we bought it.

Hang the poster in our room? We are a little past the age.
Hang it on our bathroom door? No, Kim Hyun Joong who looks at us with his smirk at 6 a.m., holding a glass of milk in his hand, fresh as a daisy, is simply … something that would make us depress for the rest of the day .

Postcards to send to loved ones? Neither, because since everyone only sends telegraphed text messages, people no longer know how to write (and as a consequence, it is assumed that they should no longer know how to read …)

So why did we buy it?
For the photos of course! That’s why you bought it too, isn’t it?

The pictures … sorry, you will not like what follows.

What happened ? We appreciate the quality of shots the problem is not there, but what exactly happened that day?

We are willing to believe, and this is not a criticism, that as someone pointed out to us, you might want to reach a younger audience, but we wanted to do an experiment, and showed two 15 and 17 year old girls these photos.

They asked us how old were you. 12 years old?

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So we’re sorry, but we’d rather see this:

 

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Mr.Hyun Joong, without wanting to make a psyco-pop analysis, and we understand that you might be trying to make up for lost years and for a “normal” guy’s life that you couldn’t have.
But you are, like you has so rightly said, halfway through your life as a MAN, and you’re not a “normal” man, so forget about this quest.

Also, forget your fears once and for all and have the audacity to venture where you dream of being.

Take advantage of the present moment, don’t stop constantly on the way to look behind, go ahead!

Do what really tempts you, follow your inspirations, give free rein to your imagination, to your creativity.

Free yourself from your past that makes you doubt, prevents you from moving forward and from being WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

Someone strong! Someone good !

Damn ! Isn’t there really nobody in his entourage to make him understand all this?

 

 

 

 

 

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